Mr. White was born in 2000, and raised in a band-teacher-making facilty in Beaverton, Oregon. There he met tons of beavers. He claims he went to regular school, but we all know he was at the Mullet House of Music Education. He learned trumpet at the ripe ol' age of 11, then got braces in high school. After getting braces, he couldn't play very well, but he loved band, so he switched to percussion.

Mr White went to U OF O and majored in Music Education. It was his first time being around people that werent prospective band teachers, so he had a hard time adjusting, and sources say he would walk around screaming "+1+2+3+4+!" in an endless loop. Slowly he adjusted, and met the love of his life Elena (Zilar) White. More about her on the Connections page.

He graduated in 2022.

This school is the only place Mr White has ever taught full-time at. It is unknown where he did his student teaching. He has been at MLA for ~4 years now.

It is believed that the graduating class of 2027 has the most devoted band students, not only being really cool, talented, funny, and t-u-double-f tuff, but also gifting him with things like the Gregory statue, Ol' Slappy, The gift, and this beautiful website!

He also badly deserves a raise.